Are You Punny Enough?

Simple game. Take the topic that the person above you has provided, and make a pun. Anything vague is alright, just make a good pun. We'll even make this competitive per every two weeks. Whoever gets the most posts in every games gets the "Supreme Punner" awarded to them on a Topic :D
I'll start with Spain as my topic:

If you are spanish around, don't be stahlin xD

Topic for next: Politics.

Politics only serve to make the future moron-certain(read more uncertain).
Topic: School

(I didn't understand the game but I'll try)
Today's schools are not as 20/30 years ago ones.
Next topic: Gaming.